Steve Thomas and The Morning Drive’s Dadabase

A big thank you to everyone that submitted!!! See some of them below!

Our first Dad Joke winner, Ron!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino!

Our second Dad Joke winner, Chuck!

Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund? Because all his friends kept saying “get along little doggie”

Our third Dad Joke winner, Trevor!

Why should you only put 239 beans in chili? Because 1 more would be “two-farty”.

Our fourth and final Dad Joke winner, Steve!

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

From Bill: Why are farmers buying so much land? It’s Dirt Cheap
From Robert: Why can’t you starve in the desert? Because the “sand which” is there. (Sandwiches)
From Anthony: my wife asked for some peace and quiet while she cooked dinner. So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarms
From Matt: I forgot to pay the exorcist. We’re now facing repossession.
From Tammy: What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi 
From Bob: Why don’t cannibals eat Clowns? Because they taste funny!
From Chris: what do you call security outside a Samsung store? The guardians of the galaxy.
From Aimen: Why are cooks so mean? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
From Charlene: My wife is on a tropical food diet – the house is full of the stuff, it’s enough to make a mango crazy!!!
From Ed: Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired!
From Hunter: What do you call a gull that flies over the bay? A bagel (bay-gull)!!
From Jordan: If you’re addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers and you decide you’re going to quit. Are you quitting cold turkey?
From Robert: Why did the game warden arrest the cook? He caught him poaching eggs!
From Scott: What did 50 cent do when he got hungry? answer: 58
From Matt: When pitcher Randy Johnson hit a pigeon with a pitch, was it considered a fowl ball?

From Bobby: My uncle used to work at a can crushing factory. He said it was so-da pressing


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